No blocked out words - 11:46 PM, 3/11/2007

None of the words in my blog will be blocked out. All of the words with -s in them would have been blocked out if not for the -.

My Video Section - 11:38 PM, 3/11/2007

This is where I will be uploading videos.

Making Things Happen - 10:34 PM, 3/11/2007

You take a pill in anticipation.

Waiting gives you much frustration.

The mood is right and so is the time.

You can’t wait to be climbed.

You lay down and she pops you cork.

You make her do all of the work.

Right in the middle your plan ends.

Your clubs only member begins to bend.

You don’t even get a chance to finish quick.

Now your wife can’t sooth your big dick.

You wish your wife had bigger cups.

Because it’s not your fault you can’t get it up.

Abandoned - 12:46 PM, 3/10/2007

She lays on the ground, not moving.

Passersby not approving.

She gets up in a daze,

In and out she does phase.

Last night is erased

From her brain without a trace.

She remembers a guy,

And that she was high,

But she can not feel

What he did steal.

She is doomed now, for the sin.

She might as well do it again.

Touching Myself - 9:23 PM, 3/9/2007

Touching myself, I weep.

Only to finish and go to sleep.

I can use lube or just go dry.

I can do it if I try.

The time it takes can vary.

Some guys stop when they marry.

But I will never terminate the hand-love.

Though I must say sorry to the man above.

Anal Sex - 9:23 PM, 3/9/2007

The tearing makes her anus bleed,

But butt se-x is what she needs.

She spends her time getting it loose,

Because her boyfriend is a moose.

Her hole is used for more than one thing.

But when he puts it in she does sing.

Sometimes she’s tight and it needs a shove.

It’s just the way they express their love.

No Longer Wil You Wait? - 9:22 PM, 3/9/2007

Where has the love gone?

No more se-x, just a woman’s yawn.

With marriage comes responsibility.

It opens your eyes so you can see.

Your life is gone and you stray.

You make sure that old whore pays.

With your wallet in hand,

You search the land

For the one with the least diseases,

And lingerie to stop effects of the breezes.

You find her, the perfect one.

It is quick, you are done.

Now you go back to your wife.

To be unhappy for the rest of your life.

Condoms - 9:21 PM, 3/9/2007